Of all the comparisons that you can make between women and objects, I think this one is the best. If you think about it some women are like pretty Flowers. Beautiful to look at, they smell nice, they often stand out and make a room shine. They are often used by men to draw attention to themselves, or used to decorate places, objects, or things. They usually have a nice slim stalk and pretty petals to look at, but that’s about it. They can only serve a sensory or decorative purpose, you can’t live off of them because most contain no true sustenance. And they don’t remain pretty once they are removed from their perfect environment. And without that constant care and maintenance they demand, they will quickly wither and become ugly and useless.
However the women that are compared to Fruit, well they look nice also. Some are smaller like Strawberries and Grapes, others a little bigger like Apples and Oranges, and some even bigger like Melons and Cantaloupe. And when they are young and ripe, they too look and smell nice, and you can some what use them to spice things up. But Fruit unlike Flowers, do offer sustenance, and they taste good as well. So not only can you enjoy their beauty, you can gain true value from them. Even once they’re removed from their growing environment, with the right love and care, they can continue to grow and become even sweeter. And unlike Flowers, some Fruit can age gracefully and become an evolved Fruit. Likes Grapes becoming raisins, Plums becoming Prunes, or Figs becoming Dates. They may become old and wrinkly but, they will last longer and will still taste sweet and offer you sustenance.
Lets me take this one step further, when men are little boys they don’t care about the way a girl looks or smells. They just care about how fun they are, and if they are a good friend or not, and what value they bring to the friendship. Some boys grow up and lose that innocence, and they are taught to pick Flowers, and the more rare the better. But the problem with that mentality of going for just looks and the trophy of having that rare Flower. Is that Once her petals begin to wither, you become bored and quickly discard her, and pick a fresh Flower. And you go through your whole life, picking Flowers, never to find that one exotic Flower that will remain perfect forever. Because when you are young you dont realize that no matter how much fertilizer, sprays, or fancy flower pots you put that Flower in, eventually it will become wrinkled and useless.
Now some smart little boys always keep their love of Fruit , and when they grow up and don’t go after Flowers . As a matter of fact they learn how to take care of that Fruit, and they pollinate together and reproduce even more Fruit. And as his Fruit gets old she can preserve herself and still be pretty and provide sustenance. Now caution in extreme cases Fruitcan really preserve itself and be made into wine or Liquor. Then her life can be prolonged for an even longer time. She will still provide you with some reduced sustenance, but you will be drunk. But then at least will make you happy and it will help you to forget about your problems. And that can even take away some of those aches and pains that you get when you are older. But in either caseFruit is incredible for the long haul of a marriage and relationships. It’s no wonder that some men prefer those Pear shaped women, or the ones with Apple bottoms. And dont forget about those Melons on women, we so often hear men talk about.
Now to be fair they’re also Vegetable women that just offer sustenance, but don’t smell or look nice. And Cookie, Candy and Cake women that are very sweet to eat, and offer some sustenance, but they will only make you fat and unhealthy. But I digress, and that’s another compariason we will discuss later.
So whats my perfect type of woman? When I was a young boy I was a FARMER so I loved Fruit , but like all little boys I also liked Cookies, Candy and Cake as well, even though I knew it wasn’t good for me. And I tried my best to stay away from Vegetables. When I was a teenager and then up to my late 20′s I avoided Fruits and Vegetables, and I picked many rare Flowers. (Some people would have even called me a FLORIST :) Then when I was in my 30′s I went afterFruit primarily, but sometimes ended up with Flowers. During that time I learned many valuable lessons about picking too many Flowers, or the wrong type of Flowers, or trying to live on just Flowers alone. And I learned the most important lesson of not picking another mans Flower. I also learned hard lessons about not nurturing my Fruit properly and letting it spoil. Or just letting my Fruit go for a Flower that popped up on the other side of the fence, because I mistakenly thought that it would be better to have the pretty Flower in the vase on a pedestal. Instead of the Apple pie in the oven, if you know what I mean.
So now after all this, who is my perfect women? Well she is a woman that starts off as Flower and becomes Fruit. Just like an Apple or Cherry blossoms can become Apples and Cherries, other Flowers can become Grapes and Passion fruit. The best thing about having a Flowering Fruit woman is that she is beautiful when she is younger. And she will become even better with age. If she is nutured properly and allowed to grow in her natural environment, she will grow to become a life giving and sustaining Fruit. As long as she stays a healthy Flower and doesn’t pollute herself with pesticides and chemicals. And doesn’t pollinate with the wrong men, she will grow into a life sustaining Fruit. But she can’t be picked too young and forced to be Fruit. She can’t be put in a pretty vase and expected to stay a Flower forever. No matter how many time you change the water and add chemicals, her petals will eventually wither and wrinkle. But a Flower that has become Fruit, may age and wrinkle, but it will still be sweet and be able to feed and nourish you when you are old. I guess my experiences in life have taught me a thing or two about Flowers andFruit. And even though I grew up as a young boy being a FARMER. I still remember what it was like to be a FLORIST, and don’t get me wrong it had its up and downs. But I know I am the happiest with Flowering Fruit, and life is just great being a GARDNER :)
Fin: Sir Hombrebailador